Thursday, 21 July 2011

Cigarette machine

A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. As he sits there, the jar of nuts on the bar
tells him what a nice shirt he is wearing. Disturbed by this, he goes to the cigarette
vending machine to buy a pack of smokes. As he approaches the machine, it starts
screaming and shouting at him.
He runs to the bar and explains this to the barman. The barman apologizes and says
"The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order"!

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