Friday, 24 June 2011

Strange Titles

There was a bar with a sign that read "Pianist Wanted." A guy walks in there and says
"I'm here for the pianist job." The owner says "Well, play us a tune and if you're good
enough then you've got the job." He sits down and plays a song that nearly puts the
owner in tears.

"What a great song! What's it called?" the manager asks.
"It's called, the dog with 2 dicks and my wife's doin’ my brother!"
"Um, that's strange, but play us one more tune."
The man plays another tune and this time the manager breaks down with tears.
"What do you call that song?" he sheepishly asks. "The frog takin’ a shit and the camel
with 3 humps!" he replies.

The manager told him that he had the job on one condition: he must not tell the
customers the names of the songs he is playing. He started playing that night. After
every song he would get a standing ovation.
After about 2 hours he stood up and said "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to take a
quick break and I will return in a few moments." So he ducked into the toilets to take
a slash.

On his way out a man passing said "Hey, do you know your zips undone and your
cock’s hangin’ out!" "Know it, I wrote it!"

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