Too late

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late." :D

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Only in Africa?

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know
his wife until he marries her?"
Father: "That happens in every country, son." :)

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Still Paying

A little boy asked his father "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the
father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." :D

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Millionaire

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" her friend asked.
"A billionaire" she replied. ;)

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Complete man

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. :p

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Revenge

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep
him. ;)

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Define Marriage

How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done
for free.

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Two Friends

Two guys were at a bar arguing with their friend Johnny who was a midget. Suddenly,
out of nowhere, the Pope walks in!
Johnny turns to the guys and says, “That's it, I'm going ask him."
So he walks up to the Pope and asks "Your Holiness, are there midget nuns in New
York?", "No." says the Pope "Are there midget nuns in America?" "No." says the Pope
"Are there midget nuns anywhere in the world?" "No." says the Pope.
His friends burst out laughing and start chanting, "Johnny screwed a penguin,
Johnny screwed a penguin..."

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Wife's Taunt :D

During a heated spat over finances the husband said, "Well, if you'd learn to cook and
were willing to clean this place, we could fire the maid."
The wife, fuming, shot back, "Oh yeah??? Well, if you'd learn how to make love, we
could fire the chauffeur and the gardener."

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Sympathy

The young lady, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a
man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me,
sympathy?"

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